REVIEW: General Mills Maple Cheerios
We all know maple syrup as the delicious glue that holds our carb calories together, but have you guys ever tried pesticides? Spoiler alert: you have! I’m being facetious of...
Tagged: cereal
REVIEW: Pillsbury Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cinnamania Toaster Strudel
There was a time in my youth when “eating Cinnamon Toast Crunch” meant, quite literally, eating Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Boy are those days looooong the f*ck gone. Cinnamon Toast Crunch milkshakes....
REVIEW: Kellogg’s Pumpkin Spice Frosted Flakes
They’re b-a-a-a-ssic! In an effort to stay relevant as the leaves change color, Tony the Tigress, the popular cereal mascot turned white girl, is dishing out new Pumpkin Spice Frosted...
REVIEW: Malt-O-Meal Cold Stone Creamery Our Strawberry Blonde Cereal
Honestly, if Cold Stone would just open their doors before Noon, none of this would be necessary… Malt-O-Meal has released not one, but TWO Cold Stone Creamery inspired breakfast cereals...
REVIEW: Malt-O-Meal Cold Stone Creamery Birthday Cake Remix Cereal
Lol yes, I would agree that two pounds of cereal on your birthday would constitute a “remix.” Holy “Cold Stone for Breakfast”, Malt-O-Meal has made Cold Stone for breakfast! So how...
REVIEW: Kellogg’s Wild Berry Froot Loops
When I eat fruit, I like to know which fruit I’m about to eat. This is a reasonable request because while I generally enjoy fruit, I don’t enjoy all fruit. Finally, the...
REVIEW (x2): General Mills Dippin’ Dots Cereal (Cookies ‘n Cream & Banana Split)
Now you can enjoy all the joy of eating shitty overpriced ice cream without having to go to Six Flags Great Adventure to get it! New General Mills Dippin’ Dots...
REVIEW: Post Peanut Butter & Cocoa Pebbles
Yabba Dabba D-aaaamn, son! The Flinstones may have been cancelled from television in 1966, but dammit, they still make a good breakfast in 2018. Joining Fruity, Cocoa, Marshmallow Fruity, and Cinnamon Pebbles on...
REVIEW: Post Nilla Banana Pudding Cereal
If you’re a cookie that Nabisco makes, chances are Post is gonna make you into a cereal this year. After successful runs with Oreo O’s, Honey Maid S’mores Cereal, Chips...
REVIEW: Post Golden Oreo O’s
What’s your gold standard for breakfast cereal? Is it Oreo O’s? (It’s Oreo O’s.) Boy have I got some news for you… The golden darling of the breakfast table just...
REVIEW: General Mills Birthday Cake Cookie Crisp
Chip the Wolf, the Cookie Crisp mascot, will turn 13 this year. In dog years, he will turn 91. No matter which way you look at it, Chip needs some...
REVIEW: Kellogg’s Unicorn Cereal
Ah, the beloved cereal mascot. For characters that are such important parts of our youth, we sure do know absolutely nothing about them, huh? Take Toucan Sam, for instance. We...
