REVIEW: Reese’s Mallow-Top Peanut Butter Cups
We’ve all heard of the “cherry on top,” but have you ever heard of “marshmallow on top”? If you’re thinking to yourself, “Yes, they call it a hot cocoa, you idiot”,...
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REVIEW: Froot Loops Peeps
Follows your nose to the nearest trash can, dig up some Peeps, and let’s see if we can make ’em better… (Trust me… they’re in there.) Froot Loops Peeps Look,...
REVIEW: Sour Patch Kids Marshmallows
As sixteen time world champion and fake wrestler Ric Flair often proclaimed: To BE the man, you’ve got to BEAT the man. Sour Patch Kids are here to destroy Peeps...
REVIEW: Mystery Peeps (2017)
Though there are no less than 1,000 flavors of Peeps available right now, only 3 interest me greatly. Wanna know which ones? I don’t know either. Mystery Peeps! This is one...
REVIEW: Cadbury Chocolate Crunch & Creme Mini Eggs
Update: 3/22/18 – Cadbury Chocolate Crunch & Creme Eggs are back! Please find our original review below. This one was written by Junk Banter alumna Drunk Female. Cadbury Mini Eggs are...
REVIEW: Easter Sundae M&M’s
Chocolate. Ice Cream. The Lord Jesus Christ. What do these three things all have in common? Nothing. Introducing Easter Sundae M&M’s! You wanna talk about a gimmick? Easter Sundae M&M’s...
