I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Thing
Did you know that there were rumors that Kellogg’s Corn Flakes were created to discourage America to stop masturbating? While these rumors aren’t directly true (Mr. Kellogg was a strict proponent of...
Did you know that there were rumors that Kellogg’s Corn Flakes were created to discourage America to stop masturbating? While these rumors aren’t directly true (Mr. Kellogg was a strict proponent of...
Battle is the most magnificent competition in which a human being can indulge. It brings out all that is best; it removes all that is base. ~ George S. Patton...
I don’t know if tigers like bananas or not. I mean I know it’s not like a THING that tigers like bananas, but I wouldn’t rule it out and mass...
They’re b-a-a-a-ssic! In an effort to stay relevant as the leaves change color, Tony the Tigress, the popular cereal mascot turned white girl, is dishing out new Pumpkin Spice Frosted...
Ohhh how I love a big ole’ bowl of “f*ck you” to start your day… Lucky Charms Frosted Flakes is here, and surely you’re as confused as you are erect....
When I was a kid, I liked to start most days with a bowl of sugary cereal. I also liked to close them with a bowl of sugary ice cream. Not...
Skip past the part where following Tony the Tiger on Twitter is an absolute low-point, and imagine my bewilderment when I saw this tweet: I am not at liberty to...
Because adding marshmallows to Frosted Flakes wasn’t enough… Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes Chocolate with Marshmallows comes a few months after Tony tried to murder us with Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes with Marshmallows....
BREAKING: Tony the Tiger has been charged with attempted murder… The last thing I think when I eat Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes is “needs more sugar,” but here we are with...
