REVIEW (x2): Sour Patch Kids Crush Fruit Mix and Swedish Fish Crush Fruit Mix
Honestly, who needs fruit when you can just drink soda? And honestly, who needs soda when you can just eat gummies? And ANOTHER THING… Alright I’m all out of things,...
Tagged: Sour Patch Kids
REVIEW: Sour Patch Kids Chips Ahoy!
When we look back on the impact that the COVID-19 pandemic has had on the junk food industry, the following product will sum it all up better than words can....
REVIEW: Sour Patch Kids Marshmallows
As sixteen time world champion and fake wrestler Ric Flair often proclaimed: To BE the man, you’ve got to BEAT the man. Sour Patch Kids are here to destroy Peeps...
REVIEW: Sour Patch Kids Cereal (Excuse me?)
When I was young and stupid, as opposed to my current “old and stupid”, I accidentally brushed my eye with a finger full of buffalo sauce (I was also young...
REVIEW: Sour Patch Kids Candy Corn
Listen, I’m gonna review some Halloween candy in August and ya’ll are just gonna sit there and take it. I found these Sour Patch Kids Candy Corn at Dollar General,...
REVIEW: Sour Patch Kids Ice Cream & Sorbet
Yesterday I reviewed Sour Patch Kids Freeze. I think they got stuck… What the HELL is going on with the Sour Patch Kids and this new Sour Patch Kids Ice...
REVIEW: Sour Patch Kids Freeze (Lemonade Variety Mix)
Summer is right around the corner! The weather’s warming up, girls are getting naked, and the kids are making lemonade… First came Fire, and now comes Freeze from the Sour...
