REVIEW: Nestle Toll House Edible Cookie Dough (Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip Monster)
I’ve spent my entire life not listening to Nestle… DO NOT CONSUME RAW COOKIE DOUGH. What do you think I am, Nestle… a person who cares about themselves? What a...
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REVIEW: Nestle Toll House Monster Munch Cookies
Maybe all those raw cookie dough warnings were on to something… Apparently if you eat enough raw cookie dough, you will die, become a monster, and then start feeding on...
REVIEW: Nestle Toll House Maple Walnut Cookies
Because pumpkin is so awesome and should be worshipped for the entire season, there are only a few alternatives even worth mentioning this time of year. Maple Pecan has emerged...
REVIEW: Nestle Toll House Cinnamon Roll Cookies
I’ve spent so much of my life at Cinnabon that it’s reasonable to assume I’ll die there. An excerpt from the local newspaper: “Local Fatass Found Belly-Up at Cinnabon, His...
REVIEW: Nestle Toll House Pumpkin Cobbler Cookies
While it’s no secret that I’m a filthy little pumpkin slut, I’ll be the first to admit we’ve been spoiled with pumpkin in the U.S. From pumpkin spice lattes to...
REVIEW: Nestle Toll House Caramel Apple Spice Cookies
Once upon a time, long before white girls were invented, it was apple cider (not pumpkin) that reigned supreme during fall. It was a simpler time; we’d all sip apple...
REVIEW: Nestle Toll House Cookie of the Year (Salted Caramel)
My third Toll House cookie review was originally going to be the Pumpkin Spice cookies, with white chocolate chips and pumpkin puree. But…I just can’t. I cannot physically consume anything...
