NEWS: Choco Chip Oreos Are Next; Wait I Haven’t Finished My Blueberry Pie.
Nabisco Choco Chip Oreos are actual proof that the Oreo has completely forgotten how to just be itself. Consider it an identify crisis of the most delicious variety. Here is a list of the entire world’s favorite cookies in order:
2) Chocolate Chip Cookies
Nabisco Choco Chip Oreos completely corner the cookie market by taking the world’s greatest cookie and flavoring it with the world’s second greatest cookie. If you were heading to the store to buy chocolate chip cookies and then saw Choco Chip Oreos, congrats. Oreo just #CookieBlocked you hard.
Nabisco Choco Chip Oreos will feature a brownish Oreo wafer studded with chocolatey bits and a choco chip flavored creme with chocolatey bits. The package doesn’t specify if this wafer features a new flavor, but it appears to be the same color as the graham-flavored cookie. Who cares, guys. Chocolate chip! Here’s the exact same photo again because I’m so gosh darn excited:
Nabisco Choco Chip Oreos are slated for release on July 11th and do not appear to be exclusive to any store.
Please don’t hate me Nabisco I love you guys so much. I’m so sorry.
While you impatiently wait for Choco Chip Oreos to hit stores, check out our reviews on all the latest Oreos released in the past two weeks:
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