Apple Pie Oreos are back on shelves this week! Please find our review below:

You know that classic scene in the movie American Pie where Jason Biggs humps his dessert?

You might wanna look away now…

The promo poster for American Pie 5, starring Junk Banter and Eugene Levy. 

Nabisco Apple Pie Oreos are here at last, and my food boner could not be stronger than it is right now.

How is it that we got Blueberry Pie, Key Lime Pie, and some freakin’ Mud Pie before we got to Apple Pie Oreos? Apple is the Lord of the Pies, after all, and all other pie flavors have just given me blue balls in anticipation of this very moment. Sorry I’m so disgusting…

But yeah,  I’m probably gonna get weird with these cookies.

Nabisco Apple Pie Oreos

The graham flavored cookies returns for Nabisco Apple Pie Oreos, which also featured an artificially and hopefully delightfully flavored apple pie creme. The cookies smell of cinnamon and graham foremost, with hints of tart apple layered in the background. My hunger is basically throbbing.

I sampled the creme first as part of my foreplay ritual. Nabisco got so many things right here with one of their more accurate cremes in recent memory. I tasted cinnamon-dusted apple first with a dash of nutmeg trailing behind. The apple flavoring, something I consider hard to pull off, really came through in a genuine way. The spice flavoring ensures the creme isn’t too sweet. If anything it could be a touch sweeter, but it’s undeniably delicious.

If this is your first time having the graham flavored wafer, the main difference is that it’s much less sweet than the Golden one. It really tastes nothing like graham crackers, but neither does an apple pie crust. Its less sweet quality allows that sexy, caramelized apple flavor to shine through. Really yummy.

I’ve heard a few people say they taste like candles. If you’re one of those people, please send me whatever candles you’re using. I’ll gladly eat them.

I can’t say for certain that I enjoy Apple Pie Oreos more than the Blueberry Pie Oreos, but I’m confident in saying they’re more accurate. For that, Apple Pie Oreos are deserving of some special attention. Attention they shall get.

And when they say things are “as easy as pie,” boy were they not kidding.

I hardly even had to beg for this…

In summary, I f*cked some Oreos today.

The Original American Pie Rating: 8 out of 10
How Much Pain I’m In Right Now Rating: 9.5 out of 10
Overall Rating: 8 out of 10

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