Ultimately, they may be running out of ideas…
But ultimately, it’s still chocolate!
Nabisco Ultimate Chocolate Oreo
Description via Nabisco: OREO Ultimate Chocolate Flavor Crème Chocolate Sandwich Cookies are the original snack cookies you’ve always known and loved, but with three delicious layers of crème. These sweet treats feature milk chocolate, white chocolate and dark chocolate flavored crème filling between two original OREO chocolate wafer cookies making them the ideal chocolate cookies for chocolate lovers.
Description via Junk Banter: What happened, I blacked out…
If you came here to bitch and moan about how lazy the Ultimate Chocolate Oreos are, just save it!
Be real with yourself: You’re a fat piece of shit and so am I. You could be reading literally anything right now, but you find yourself on a poorly run junk food page that updates like once a week reviewing whatever I just so happen to be cramming into my face at the moment. If you made it this far, there’s no way in hell you’re NOT going to buy a new Oreo with the words “Ultimate Chocolate” in it.
I’m honestly amazed you’re even here. You know these cookies are gonna f*ck.
And GUESS WHAT, fam? They do!
Shocker!
If you’ve always wanted to try a Mega Stuf CHOCOLATE Oreo, then Ultimate Chocolate Oreos are the cookie for you. Three layers of creme equals A LOT of creme. I’m not going to pretend that three different versions of chocolate creme have any functional difference once you start noshing them; it’s basically one big diarrhea soup of delicious chocolate decadence.
They’re like a less-confusing version of last year’s triple-layer Brookie-O Oreos – just a straight-up chocolate ambush to the face that rocks you three ways from Sunday. The end result is pretty similar to the Dark Chocolate Oreos, but an even richer experience due to the extra creme. The comparisons to a heavily frosted chocolate cake are legit.
Why are you even still here? You already ate these like 5 days ago and loved them.
Burning Questions:
- What if I don’t like chocolate? You do!
- Why do we need so many chocolate Oreos? We don’t!
- These are my favorite Oreos of all time. I know!
Place of Purchase: Safeway
Rating: 8.5 out of 10
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