I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Thing
I absolutely love when companies just give up on trying to creatively name their newest products. Take Nerds Bumpy Jelly Beans, for example. You can practically taste the marketing team’s complete and...
Quick Bites are rapid-fire reviews without the lame story – just the important points. Today’s quick bite is: Rold Gold Flamin’ Hot Thin Crisps It takes a big man to...
For something with so much humor in it, I hate to be the bearer of bad news… Good Humor Reese’s Bar I know you’re excited right now – Reese’s are...
In 2015, Crispy M&M’s came back. In 2018, Crispy M&M’s got weird. This has got to be the strangest flavor vote for a main stream candy, for a product I...
Reese’s and Reese’s… I honestly cannot think of a better tag team. Breyer’s 2 in 1 Reese’s & Reese’s Mini Pieces Breyer’s, everyone’s favorite ice cream that isn’t actually ice...
The year is 1996. You’re the biggest bully in town – a real jackass. Junk Male is but 10 years old. For all intents and purposes, he is the fattest...
My favorite Easter tradition: a mystery in itself. There’s no logical reason for me to get drunk before I try to solve Mystery Peeps every year, but it’s something I...
You go out partying with the Cap’n. You have a few too many drinks, crash on his boat, and wake up next to a late 18th-century naval captain the next morning....
Do you think Cheerios are a little too boring? Shredded Wheat a little too square? Well, I’ve got two words for you my friend: #GETBLASTED. Alongside the new Cinnamon Toast...
And the award for Best New Product Descriptor goes to… BLASTED. Oh my Goodness how I am in love with the term BLASTED SHREDS as it appears on a cereal box....
