REVIEW: Kellogg’s Peeps Cereal
Breakfast is officially cancelled… Look, I don’t care if this cereal is good or not. I just HATE that I’m staring at a family sized box of Peeps as tall...
Author: Junk Male
REVIEW: Chocolatey Salted Caramel Pop Tarts
Happy National Chocolate Caramel Day! Here’s a review I wrote 9 months ago and forgot to publish until this made-up holiday came around: You ever get a bit salty when Kellogg’s discontinues...
REVIEW (x3): Lay’s Turn Up the Flavor Chips
If you like Lay’s potato chips and American singer-songwriter Bebe Rexha, then Lay’s has a very specific promotion just for you! Lay’s Turn Up the Flavor Chips Instead of a...
REVIEW: Reese’s Thins
Reese’s Thins: Because’s there’s no wrong way to eat a Reese’s, but also you’re getting kinda fat. Reese’s Thins As we all search desperately for some kind of justification for our...
REVIEW: Kellogg’s Honey Nut Frosted Flakes
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REVIEW: Kellogg’s Banana Creme Frosted Flakes
I don’t know if tigers like bananas or not. I mean I know it’s not like a THING that tigers like bananas, but I wouldn’t rule it out and mass...
REVIEW: Halo Top Strawberry Cheesecake
Happy National Strawberry Day! Strawberries are a low-calorie, low-fat, cholesterol-free food that are packed vitamins, fiber, and antioxidants. Today we’re eating ice cream, though. Halo Top Strawberry Cheesecake Ice Cream...
REVIEW: General Mills Chocolate Toast Crunch
You asked… it’s back! You’re probably the ones that killed it, but it’s back! General Mills Chocolate Toast Crunch Apparently five years ago, you guys didn’t know WHAT you wanted....
REVIEW: General Mills Fruity Lucky Charms
The Cereal “Circle of Life” has stopped on “Fruity” for Lucky Charms… General Mills Fruity Lucky Charms It seems inevitable, really. Most top-selling cereals with a relatively neutral canvas will...
REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Wake and “No Bake” Cookie Dough Core
When I think about all the things Ben & Jerry’s have done for us over the years, the biggest thing I can thank them for is my ass. But perhaps...
REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Sweet Like Sugar Cookie Dough Core
When I think about all the things Ben & Jerry’s have done for us over the years, the biggest thing I can thank them for is my ass. But perhaps...
REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Core
When I think about all the things Ben & Jerry’s have done for us over the years, the biggest thing I can thank them for is my ass. But perhaps...
