AWARD SHOW: Celebrating Junk Banter’s 3rd Birthday!
Ahem… I uh, I didn’t prepare a speech today because I didn’t… I didn’t think I’d still be alive. But I am HERE, baby! Junk Banter is officially three years...
Author: Junk Male
REVIEW: Little Debbie S’mores Cake Rolls
Little Debbie S’mores Cake Rolls are back! Please find our review from last year re-published below with a minor refresh. It’s no secret that the summer is the season of...
REVIEW (x2): Hershey’s Whipped Cream & Reese’s Whipped Cream
Honestly, they should just put the whole sundae in a can at this point… Hershey and Reese’s Whipped Creams Oh me, oh my with these new candy-bar inspired whipped creams!...
REVIEW: Fiber One 90 Calorie Strawberries & Cream Bars
Don’t strawberries, like, already make you poop and shit? Fiber One 90 Calorie Strawberries & Cream Bars Look, I’m not gonna pretend to know which fruits are high in fiber,...
REVIEW (x2): M&M’s Snackmix (Milk Chocolate & Peanut)
What the hell are these, M&M salads? M&M’s Snackmixes Ok, hardly. I’m not even going to bullshit you all with a backstory tonight: I bought these big bags of Fat...
REVIEW: Maple Waffle Quest Bar
Our quest to find low-carb, high-protein breakfasts is not a journey, but a… a Quest. Maple Waffle Quest Bar It’s R.I.P. to Quest’s Beyond Cereal Bars, and hello to a...
REVIEW (x2): General Mills Dippin’ Dots Cereal (Cookies ‘n Cream & Banana Split)
Now you can enjoy all the joy of eating shitty overpriced ice cream without having to go to Six Flags Great Adventure to get it! New General Mills Dippin’ Dots...
REVIEW: Sloppy Joe Pringles
I MADE ‘EM EXTRAAA SLOPPY FOR YOUS! Sloppy Joe Pringles Oh man, it’s impossible for me to even LOOK at a Sloppy Joe without thinking about Billy Madison. LADY you’re...
REVIEW: Hostess Cotton Candy Twinkies
Hostess Cotton Candy Twinkies are back in Walmart stores! Please find our review below: Look what happens when you put the Cotton Candy Stand next to the Fried Twinkie Stand...
REVIEW: Nabisco Good Humor Strawberry Shortcake Oreos
Somewhere out there, there’s an ice cream truck driver who would be the perfect reviewer of these new Oreos… Anyway, here’s an old photo of me selling ice cream out...
REVIEW: Milky Way Fudge
Let’s be honest with each other… does anyone really know what nougat is? Okay, well it’s fudge now. Milky Way Fudge Just as I was beginning to understand regular nougat, (??♂️), Mars...
REVIEW: Little Debbie Birthday Cakes
Happy Birthday from the person who’s basically never had one! I mean I’ll take it whenever I can get it, but it seems awfully cruel to ask a four year...
