REVIEW: Nabisco Cherry Cola Oreos
This is Part 1 of our new series: “We Did This to Ourselves.” Last year, Oreo held the #MyOreoCreation contest. Fans were encouraged to submit their flavor ideas with rules that...
Author: Junk Male
REVIEW (x3): Popchips Nutter Puffs
It has come to my attention that some of you are salty that I focus so heavily on sweets. Let me talk about that a bit. Believe it or not,...
REVIEW: Pillsbury Hershey’s Chocolate Brownie Cookies
Have you ever started baking one thing, then halfway through started craving a completely different dessert because you’re a disgusting human? Happens to the best of us, apparently. New limited edition...
REVIEW: Hershey’s Bites
When something bites, you bite back… Hershey’s Bites Take, for instance, General Mills’ Cinnamon Toast Crunch Bites. I found the donuts rather rubbery, the filling oddly cheesy, and the texture a...
REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Pecan Sticky Buns
Updated 12 April 2018: Ben & Jerry’s Pecan Sticky Buns is back as a Walmart exclusive! Please find our original review republished below with new images and some motherf*cking editing… yeesh. Did...
REVIEW (x2): Kellogg’s Birthday Cake, Cookies ‘N’ Creme Rice Krispie Treats
Rice Krispies haven’t been cool since… well, never. Until now, that is. (Maybe.) Kellogg’s Birthday Cake, Cookies ‘N’ Creme Rice Krispie Treats You kind of have to feel bad...
REVIEW: General Mills Birthday Cake Cookie Crisp
Chip the Wolf, the Cookie Crisp mascot, will turn 13 this year. In dog years, he will turn 91. No matter which way you look at it, Chip needs some...
REVIEW: Cool Whip Mix-Ins Oreo
Cool Whip has long been the solution for desserts not quite good enough to stand on their own… Now it wants you to know that they can play that game...
REVIEW: M&M’s Chocolate Cookie Sandwiches
Quick Bites are rapid-fire reviews without the lame story – just the important points. Today’s quick bite is: M&M’s Chocolate Cookie Sandwiches I suspect I’ve been a fool. For years,...
REVIEW: Kellogg’s Unicorn Cereal
Ah, the beloved cereal mascot. For characters that are such important parts of our youth, we sure do know absolutely nothing about them, huh? Take Toucan Sam, for instance. We...
REVIEW: Hostess Suzy Q’s (New and Improved, 2018)
Can’t wait to see what my loyal army of Suzy Q psychopaths has to say about this… This one requires a bit of explanation, and I’m absolutely delighted to share...
REVIEW: Rold Gold Flamin’ Hot Thin Crisps
Quick Bites are rapid-fire reviews without the lame story – just the important points. Today’s quick bite is: Rold Gold Flamin’ Hot Thin Crisps It takes a big man to...
