REVIEW: Good Humor Reese’s Bar
For something with so much humor in it, I hate to be the bearer of bad news… Good Humor Reese’s Bar I know you’re excited right now – Reese’s are...
Author: Junk Male
REVIEW (x3): M&M’s Crunchy Flavor Vote (Mint, Raspberry, Espresso)
In 2015, Crispy M&M’s came back. In 2018, Crispy M&M’s got weird. This has got to be the strangest flavor vote for a main stream candy, for a product I...
REVIEW: Breyer’s 2 in 1 Reese’s & Reese’s Mini Pieces
Reese’s and Reese’s… I honestly cannot think of a better tag team. Breyer’s 2 in 1 Reese’s & Reese’s Mini Pieces Breyer’s, everyone’s favorite ice cream that isn’t actually ice...
REVIEW: Hostess Brownies made with Butterfinger
The year is 1996. You’re the biggest bully in town – a real jackass. Junk Male is but 10 years old. For all intents and purposes, he is the fattest...
REVIEW (x3): Mystery Peeps 2018 (WITH SPOILERS)
My favorite Easter tradition: a mystery in itself. There’s no logical reason for me to get drunk before I try to solve Mystery Peeps every year, but it’s something I...
REVIEW: Cap’n Crunch’s Blueberry Pancake Crunch
You go out partying with the Cap’n. You have a few too many drinks, crash on his boat, and wake up next to a late 18th-century naval captain the next morning....
REVIEW: General Mills Peanut Butter Chocolate BLASTED Shreds
Do you think Cheerios are a little too boring? Shredded Wheat a little too square? Well, I’ve got two words for you my friend: #GETBLASTED. Alongside the new Cinnamon Toast...
REVIEW: General Mills Cinnamon Toast Crunch BLASTED Shreds
And the award for Best New Product Descriptor goes to… BLASTED. Oh my Goodness how I am in love with the term BLASTED SHREDS as it appears on a cereal box....
REVIEW: Breyer’s 2 in 1 Oreo & Chips Ahoy!
Quick Bites are rapid-fire reviews without the lame story – just the important points. Today’s Quick Bite is: Breyer’s 2 in 1 Oreo & Chips Ahoy! With everyone trying their...
REVIEW: Kellogg’s Frosted Vanilla Milkshake Pop Tarts
Late last year, Kellogg’s issued a press release and made a big deal that they were bringing back a popular flavor from its past: Strawberry Milkshake Pop Tarts. At no...
REVIEW: Kellogg’s Frosted Strawberry Milkshake Pop-Tarts
“Sure was a quiet year for Pop-Tarts,” I recently said to nobody in particular at the close of 2017. Pop-Tarts has long been a brand that celebrates the seasons, championing...
REVIEW: Thomas’ Pizza Flavored Bagels
Thomas’ Pizza Flavored Bagels are back on shelves! Please find our review below: When I was a kid, you couldn’t find my chubby ass at a birthday party, sleepover, or...
