REVIEW: Cap’n Crunch’s Blueberry Pancake Crunch
You go out partying with the Cap’n. You have a few too many drinks, crash on his boat, and wake up next to a late 18th-century naval captain the next morning....
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REVIEW: General Mills Peanut Butter Chocolate BLASTED Shreds
Do you think Cheerios are a little too boring? Shredded Wheat a little too square? Well, I’ve got two words for you my friend: #GETBLASTED. Alongside the new Cinnamon Toast...
REVIEW: General Mills Cinnamon Toast Crunch BLASTED Shreds
And the award for Best New Product Descriptor goes to… BLASTED. Oh my Goodness how I am in love with the term BLASTED SHREDS as it appears on a cereal box....
REVIEW: Kellogg’s Super Mario Cereal
Let’s face it: mornings are a drag. Off the edge of your bed, outside your mountain of blankets lies an endless ocean of responsibility. Work, perhaps. School. THE POST OFFICE....
REVIEW: Post Nutter Butter Cereal
Oh you guys think you’re soooooo great… With Nabisco’s flagship cookie finding its cereal-self again early this year with Oreo O’s, and with the new Chips Ahoy! Cereal turning more...
REVIEW: Post Chips Ahoy! Cereal
Soooome-bod-y’s jeeeeal-ous. ? With the return of Oreo O’s delighting the universe earlier this year, Nabisco’s other flagship cookie has something to say. Hey guys… you like cookies and milk? Well...
REVIEW: Kellogg’s Donut Shop Cereal (Chocolate Donut & Pink Donut)
As a man bearing the first name “Junk,” I’m always looking for new ways to eat as many donuts as possible for breakfast. Kellogg’s is affording me not just one,...
REVIEW: General Mills Chocolate Peanut Butter Cheerios
In 2012, Peanut Butter Multigrain Cheerios debuted. You may not remember this next part because you don’t live, sleep, and breathe junk food like me, but MOMS. WERE. PISSED. They wanted...
REVIEW: General Mills Hot Cocoa Cocoa Puffs
Ladies and Gents, I’d like to introduce to you the most clever no-brainer that’s ever existed. Hot Cocoa Cocoa Puffs, or Hot Cocoa² Puffs, is a level of genius so...
REVIEW: Burger King’s Cinnamon Toast Crunch Shake
Burger King, the popular hamburger and french fry restaurant, is cementing itself as one of the nation’s top producers of breakfast cereal. After successful runs with the Froot Loops Shake...
REVIEW: Gingerbread Spice Life Cereal
The two oldest men who influence the things I eat have partnered up. I’m talking about Santa and the creepy Quaker Oats Man, and they’ve paired to deliver the first...
REVIEW: General Mills Apple Cinnamon Toast Crunch
In June 2016, General Mills made headlines when it launched its first new cereal brand in FIFTEEN years. The cereal was called Tiny Toast (I’m not sure why) and it...
