REVIEW: General Mills Cocoa Puffs Brownie Crunch
With the authentic crunch of real brownies in every bite, Cocoa Puffs Brownie Crunch is back on shelves!* *There’s no real brownies and brownies don’t crunch. General Mills Cocoa Puffs...
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REVIEW: Kit Kat Duos Mocha + Chocolate
Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my Kit Kats!! Kit Kat Duos Mocha + Chocolate No seriously, quit your blabberin’!! I already had a hard enough time functioning without...
REVIEW: Reese’s Mallow-Top Peanut Butter Cups
We’ve all heard of the “cherry on top,” but have you ever heard of “marshmallow on top”? If you’re thinking to yourself, “Yes, they call it a hot cocoa, you idiot”,...
REVIEW: General Mills Chocolate Strawberry Cheerios
I love you, baby, have some whole grain oats! ~ Junk Banter, not knowing how to get laid. General Mills Chocolate Strawberry Cheerios Look, I don’t have a lot of...
REVIEW: Nabisco Chocolate Hazelnut Oreos (2021)
A flavor so nice, they did it twice! Nabisco Chocolate Hazelnut Oreos If you’re excited that they FINALLY did a Nutella Oreo, you’re stupid! Three years ago, almost to the...
REVIEW: Pepperidge Farm Amaretto Hot Cocoa Milano
*Checks watch, sees 5PM* Me: “Man, I need a stiff cookie.” Pepperidge Farm Amaretto Hot Cocoa Milano If you’re a thinking “Go away, Milanos, you’re drunk,” you very well may be...
REVIEW: Sugar Cookie M&M’s
Forget leaving him a plate of cookies; this year I’m pelting Santa with M&M’s… Sugar Cookie M&M’s Look, traditions be damned in this wild ass year. Quite frankly, I’m kinda...
REVIEW: Reese’s Big Cup with Pretzels
Pop quiz, Einstein: If you did a take two on Take 5 and took two away, which two would you take and would the sum be greater than, less than,...
REVIEW: Witch’s Brew Kit Kat
If you could cast a spell and turn a regular Kit Kat into the flavor of your dreams, what would it be? Realistically, this is a really tough question. That’s...
REVIEW: Chocolate Popcorn M&M’s
In a year that’s been straight from a horror film, its only right we get some cinema-worthy snacks. Chocolate Popcorn M&M’s Are you one of those people who mix M&M’s...
REVIEW: Creepy Cocoa Crisp M&M’s
Creepy Cocoa Crisp M&M’s are back for another Halloween season! Please find our review below: Could you imagine getting a bag of rice when trick-or-treating on Halloween? It wouldn’t be...
REVIEW: Hostess S’mores Cupcakes
I don’t like camping, and I’m not good at and too lazy to start fires… Why haven’t I ever thought to bake my s’mores in the oven, or learn to...
