REVIEW: General Mills Cinnamon Toast Crunch Oatmeal
Who knew that putting cereal in cereal is all it would take to get me to eat more cereal?! General Mills Instant Oatmeals General Mills is trying their hand at...
I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Thing
Who knew that putting cereal in cereal is all it would take to get me to eat more cereal?! General Mills Instant Oatmeals General Mills is trying their hand at...
You’ve heard of apple pie à la Mode, but have you heard of apple pie à la CRUNCH?! General Mills Apple Pie Toast Crunch Ever since Tiny Toast suffered a miserable...
Pillsbury Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cinnamon Rolls Me trying to figure out what the hell is going on here: If you’re wondering what makes these new Pillsbury Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cinnamon...
Allow me to begin this with a pre-emptive argument: “Shut up.” Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cinnadust Seasoning Just shut up! If you came here to tell me that you could just...
Forgive me for my crass, but have you ever eaten so much Cinnamon Toast Crunch that you had to poop your brains out? We were thiiiisss close to a Cinnamon Toast Crunch...
It’s been a precipitous fall for Junk Banter. Not many years ago, when I was a healthy man, I wouldn’t consume milk. Too many calories, too much fat, and lots...
Do you think Cinnamon Toast Crunch is a little too SQUARE? What if you could take all its delicious flavor and give it a new TWIST? Don’t you hate it...
There was a time in my youth when “eating Cinnamon Toast Crunch” meant, quite literally, eating Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Boy are those days looooong the f*ck gone. Cinnamon Toast Crunch milkshakes....
And the award for Best New Product Descriptor goes to… BLASTED. Oh my Goodness how I am in love with the term BLASTED SHREDS as it appears on a cereal box....
Burger King, the popular hamburger and french fry restaurant, is cementing itself as one of the nation’s top producers of breakfast cereal. After successful runs with the Froot Loops Shake...
If there’s any three words that can excite me more than the words “Cinnamon Toast Crunch,” those words have got to be: Exploding. Cereal. Donuts. HOLY FAT with these new...