REVIEW: Nabisco Pumpkin Spice Oreos
*Updated 1 September 2016: Pumpkin Spice Oreos have returned to store shelves! These Oreos debuted in 2014 and have returned each fall since. If you’ve been following Junk Banter at all, 1) get a life and 2) you probably guessed I would love these Oreos. Please find our review from last year below, which definitely lacks the polish of a seasoned food blogger.
This is an emotional review for me. The two food loves of my life – pumpkins and Oreos – combined forces in fall 2014 when Nabisco created the Pumpkin Spice Oreo.
Background: I’ve had an ongoing love affair with Pumpkin Spice since before white girls even existed. My obsession with hunting down and being amongst the first to try new limited edition Oreos is a huge reason this blog exists. While it was free money to bet on Nabisco eventually releasing Pumpkin Spice Oreos, the miniature pumpkin that has replaced my brain nearly exploded when they were announced. Much of it was excitement, but I also had a crippling fear that these would be a colossal disappointment.
I conquered my fears. In a pure display of heroism, I ate some cookies. I thought they were excellent! I was ecstatic that Nabisco delivered, but back then… I was just a nobody eating Oreos on the toilet. I wasn’t the big shot junk food blogger that I am today. I’m worried that I’ll eat these Pumpkin Spice Oreos with a higher degree of scrutiny and not love them like I once did. But I must conquer my fears yet again because you people are animals and demand my opinion on pumpkin-spiced everything (does anybody even read this?)
Hahaha. Boy, what was I so worried about? These Pumpkin Spice Oreos are great! Just stop reading this (nobody is reading this) and go buy them right now. The pumpkin spices aren’t the most intense but they produce a damn good cookie overall. The cream is mostly cinnamon and nutmeg flavored, with elements of the traditional Oreo creme blended in. The spice flavors make this cream rightfully less sweet than most Oreo varieties. Truth be told, the cream merely suggests “pumpkin” instead of screaming it.
Results are amplied when you stop licking the cream like a savage and eat the cookie as intended. The golden vanilla wafer provides a perfect sugary backdrop for the pumpkin spice cream to pop. This is typical Oreo magic; everything comes together with outstanding balance. The end result is a delightful little pumpkin treat that should satisfy anyone who shares the same pumpkin and Oreo fetishes that I do.
Pumpkin Spice Oreos aren’t going to make you think “pumpkin pie” – they taste like a Golden Oreo with a mild pumpkin flare. I appreciate this nuance – the best of both worlds. Maybe next year Nabisco can get a little crazy and use the graham wafers from the S’mores Oreos and Key Lime Pie Oreos to emulate a pumpkin pie experience. But for now? I’ll gladly rent out real estate in my shame closet to ten packages of Pumpkin Spice Oreos.
My Fact Checking On When White Girls Were Invented Rating: 0 out of 10
May Induce A Pumpkin-Spiced Brain Aneurysm Rating: 6.5 out of 10
Overall Rating: 8 out of 10
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