REVIEW: Black Forest Cake M&M’s
If a fat food blogger eats an entire cake in the forest and nobody is around to see it, does it make a sound? Black Forest Cake M&M’s The newest...
Junk Banter
REVIEW: Nabisco Toffee Crunch Oreos
Want to know something incredibly interesting about toffee? Too bad – it doesn’t exist! Nabisco Toffee Crunch Oreos So as you strap yourself in to read the most uninteresting Oreo...
REVIEW: Nabisco Ultimate Chocolate Oreo
Ultimately, they may be running out of ideas… But ultimately, it’s still chocolate! Nabisco Ultimate Chocolate Oreo Description via Nabisco: OREO Ultimate Chocolate Flavor Crème Chocolate Sandwich Cookies are the...
REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Mint Chocolate Chance
Chance, you had ONE chance… Ben & Jerry’s Mint Chocolate Chance Listen, I’m not going to pretend I know anything about Chance the Rapper, but here is my best guess:...
REVIEW: Reese’s Potato Chips Big Cup
Everyone knows there’s no wrong way to eat a Reese’s… In my expert opinion, there’s also no wrong way to eat potato chips. Hell, there’s no wrong way to eat...
REVIEW: Gingerbread Cookie Kit Kat
Christmas cookie. Kris Kringle. Kit Kat. If it were up to me, 95% of life’s decisions would revolve around alliteration, and these Gingerbread Cookie Kit Kats should have existed many...
REVIEW: Snickers Cinnamon Bun
I think we can all agree that the one drawback to making cinnamon buns at home is the never-ending eternity it takes to bake them (12 to 18 minutes). I...
REVIEW: Reese’s Peanut Brittle Cups
I generally don’t buy peanut brittle because I could literally feel it wrecking my teeth… But you know what they say: “There’s no wrong way to eat a Reese’s!” Reese’s...
REVIEW: Twix Salted Caramel
Twix Salted Caramel Description via Twix: Our new sweet-and-salty treat, Twix Salted Caramel is an irresistible combination of creamy milk chocolate, salted caramel, and crunchy cookie bars. Description via Junk...
REVIEW: General Mills Apple Pie Toast Crunch
You’ve heard of apple pie à la Mode, but have you heard of apple pie à la CRUNCH?! General Mills Apple Pie Toast Crunch Ever since Tiny Toast suffered a miserable...
REVIEW: Pillsbury Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cinnamon Rolls
Pillsbury Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cinnamon Rolls Me trying to figure out what the hell is going on here: If you’re wondering what makes these new Pillsbury Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cinnamon...
REVIEW: General Mills Lucky Charms Marshmallow Clusters
It was only a few years ago that General Mills went straight for Kellogg’s jugular with a sharp middle finger in Lucky Charms Frosted Flakes, and now those little f*ckers...
