REVIEW: Pillsbury Chocolate Toaster Strudel (Made with Hershey’s)
If I asked you whether or not they already made a Chocolate Toaster Strudel – because these are the kinds of conversations I spark in real life – surely you’d...
Monthly Archive: July 2018
REVIEW: Pillsbury Donut Shop Glazed Donut Toaster Strudel
New from Pillsbury: Donut Shop Glazed Donut Toaster Strudel! Also known as: Toaster Strudel! Alright, what the hell? A Toaster Strudel is absolutely just a pastry with a filling and...
REVIEW: Kellogg’s Wild Berry Froot Loops
When I eat fruit, I like to know which fruit I’m about to eat. This is a reasonable request because while I generally enjoy fruit, I don’t enjoy all fruit. Finally, the...
REVIEW: Quest Thin Crust Pizza
Quest Nutrition sent me their new Quest Thin Crust Pizza free of charge, outside of the 30-minute delivery window. It didn’t affect my review below, but sincerest thank you to...
REVIEW: Nabisco Rocky Road Trip Oreos
Nabisco Rocky Road Trip Oreos were sent to me by Oreo to celebrate National Ice Cream month. I thank them sincerely for their gesture (and I’m totally stoked to receive an...
AWARD SHOW: Celebrating Junk Banter’s 3rd Birthday!
Ahem… I uh, I didn’t prepare a speech today because I didn’t… I didn’t think I’d still be alive. But I am HERE, baby! Junk Banter is officially three years...
REVIEW: Little Debbie S’mores Cake Rolls
Little Debbie S’mores Cake Rolls are back! Please find our review from last year re-published below with a minor refresh. It’s no secret that the summer is the season of...
REVIEW (x2): Hershey’s Whipped Cream & Reese’s Whipped Cream
Honestly, they should just put the whole sundae in a can at this point… Hershey and Reese’s Whipped Creams Oh me, oh my with these new candy-bar inspired whipped creams!...
REVIEW: Fiber One 90 Calorie Strawberries & Cream Bars
Don’t strawberries, like, already make you poop and shit? Fiber One 90 Calorie Strawberries & Cream Bars Look, I’m not gonna pretend to know which fruits are high in fiber,...
REVIEW (x2): M&M’s Snackmix (Milk Chocolate & Peanut)
What the hell are these, M&M salads? M&M’s Snackmixes Ok, hardly. I’m not even going to bullshit you all with a backstory tonight: I bought these big bags of Fat...
REVIEW: Maple Waffle Quest Bar
Our quest to find low-carb, high-protein breakfasts is not a journey, but a… a Quest. Maple Waffle Quest Bar It’s R.I.P. to Quest’s Beyond Cereal Bars, and hello to a...
REVIEW (x2): General Mills Dippin’ Dots Cereal (Cookies ‘n Cream & Banana Split)
Now you can enjoy all the joy of eating shitty overpriced ice cream without having to go to Six Flags Great Adventure to get it! New General Mills Dippin’ Dots...
