12 Responses

  1. Autumn says:

    Cravings Oreos bad now… I spent the past 30 minutes reading through this happily. Thank you for what you do.

  2. Em says:

    This list was great! In addition to a carrot cake wedding cake,maybe you should consider either an oreo bar or a Japanese kitkat sampling station? I’ll marry you just to be invited to that wedding. Fair warning though, I will most likely find a way to work the phrase “ipso fatso” into my vows. 😉

  3. amanda clark says:

    I knew you’d have cotton candy at the top – they are epic and need a comeback in the worst way.

    • Junk Male says:

      They were the Oreo that surprised me the most… I thought they would be a sweet chemical shitstorm. They were FANTASTIC.

  4. Marianne says:

    Thank You for your tireless diligence. You are a true American hero.

  5. Amarsir says:

    Walmart’s copy, called “Twist & Shout”, has a creme brûlée version. They’re not very good, but at this point I’m impressed they found something Oreo hasn’t.

  6. Anne says:

    Great article. You had me laughing the whole way through. I mostly agree with all of your reviews on these.

  7. Tiffany says:

    You’re really going to hate this but Oreo released two new flavors in Japan for spring. Oolong tea and peach, and sakura green tea.